A very interesting conversation occurred.
People involved :
MeWee JinJason YeoChong Wen HaoDeon Cham - Form 1 child prodigy
We're all prefects except for Deon.
Note : There is a 3 second pause between every answer that Deon gave.
We were all standing near the guard house after school when Deon came.Deon : Just now got someone give a cigarette to a student. How?
Wee Jin : Where?
Deon : There outside. That guy with the yellow hair give cigarette to the boy.
Me : Okay.. which boy?
Deon : There the one with the green colour shirt. Just now outside there. How?
Wee Jin : Since he took the cigarette outside the school and he's not smoking we cannot do anything.
Deon : But why he want to smoke? Smoking is bad for health...
Jason : How I know? U ask him lah....
Deon : But why? smoking is bad for health. Must tell teacher....
Wee Jin : Okay so you know he smokes, what are you going to do? Do you know who he is? U tell teacher also useless.
Deon : I tell teacher to ask all the green shirt people to line up, then i point lah.... But why he
want to smoke?
Since no one could answer him Jason changed the subject.
Jason : Deon, how you come to school? By car, motor, bicycle, aeroplane, helicopter?
(after 3 seconds)
Deon : There the vehicle got four wheels one. Green colour and got rust in front.
Me : Okay.... What is the name of this four wheel vehicle?
Deon : Look like that one. (points to a Proton Wira)
Wen Hao : Ask him where he live. Deon where you live?
Deon : (recites his address, complete with house number, taman, postcode and state)
Me : Deon, you are very unique lah.
Deon : Why am i unique?
Me : err... beacause you have a very interesting personality.
Deon : If i unique why rich people never buy me?
All : HARR??!!!
Wee Jin : Why should rich people buy you?
Deon : Because i unique.
Jason : Ur unique, not antique. Rich people buy ANTIQUES.
Deon : har? why they never buy me?
Wen Hao : Okay you want people to buy you. How much do u want to be sold for?
Deon : (thinks for 5 seconds) 13 ringgit.
All : Why so cheap? You want to sell yourself for 13 ringgit?
Deon : Because I 13 years old .... why i unique?
Wee Jin : I think this guy has some problem lah. Sure one. Otherwise why he like that.
Jason : Deon you very funny lah you.
Wen Hao : You human and you want to sell yourself for 13 ringgit...
Deon : Har? What you talking about? Ehh... how i going home arr? (walks away)
Wee Jin : I think he suffers from short-term memory loss lah......
Wen Hao : But the fella quite smart leh, top 20 in form.
Jason : Ya loh, he from SFI Primary one leh...
Me : Donno the fella lah. Got some problem somewhere lah.
End of conversation